- January 29, 2007 - »
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Cubicle Compatriot Cacti - get yours today!
- January 17, 2007 - »
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I have toes and those toes sometimes have toenails.
- January 11, 2007 - »
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Today I will not be eaten by a shark. Or Think Positive
- January 09, 2007 - »
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Dear Left Eye,
- January 05, 2007 - »
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The New Year from multiple perspectives.
- December 29, 2006 - »
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I would punch a pony in the face to make people speak intelligently
- December 21, 2006 - »
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If I was allergic to water I would be dead now.
- December 18, 2006 - »
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Dying clowns are nifty and fill me with happy joy joy feelings.
- December 13, 2006 - »
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The Official Guide to Utopia's New Year's Resolutions
- December 11, 2006 - »
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Don't blow sunshine up my ass and I won't rain on your parade
- December 08, 2006 - »
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Yessss Masssssterr.
- November 20, 2006 - »
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Closing the Distance
- November 18, 2006 - »
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Thanksgiving reminds me that I am abnormal because it doesn't remind of things like pilgrims and turkey.
- November 14, 2006 - »
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Some days I should just crawl back into bed, but that would be the smart thing to do.
- October 30, 2006 - »
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Adventures in the Surreal
- October 24, 2006 - »
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I am not a protagonist
- October 23, 2006 - »
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I have small feet with almost no toenails, yet I still manage to do stupid things to them.
- October 22, 2006 - »
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Updates in bullet point form
- October 07, 2006 - »
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The desert child's soliloquy
- October 03, 2006 - »
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Yes, I can survive on sandwiches and eggs alone.
- September 18, 2006 - »
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Utopia is a G Imp
- September 13, 2006 - »
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To be or not to be, that is not the question.
- September 06, 2006 - »
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No, wait, let me sum up.
- August 29, 2006 - »
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Utopia is not suitable for family viewing.
- August 17, 2006 - »
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I should make an entry, but I don't really have anything important to say so instead you get bullet points.
- August 10, 2006 - »
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Coincidence or Portent? Entropic words thwarting a valid thought.
- August 04, 2006 - »
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If I was one of the cool kids I would be wearing something that matched
- August 02, 2006 - »
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I miss the desert and laugh at people who cannot comprehend its ways.
- July 31, 2006 - »
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I never do anything I put on lists because I am no good at doing what people expect of me.
- July 19, 2006 - »
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Start. Stop. Restart. Stop again. Continue like nothing ever happened.
- July 18, 2006 - »
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The insane buzz of a number junkie and the great movie theater in the eye
- July 14, 2006 - »
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These pets would rock
- July 13, 2006 - »
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The Origins of Utopia
- July 12, 2006 - »
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Life is too short for trivialities
- July 12, 2006 - »
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I am a white bird in a blizzard
- July 10, 2006 - »
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Confessions of a laspsing book junkie
- July 06, 2006 - »
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Vacation
- June 30, 2006 - »
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In the year 2050 most people that you hate now will be dead or impotent. I plan to be crotchety.
- June 27, 2006 - »
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Meat, meat, and meat with a side of meat please
- June 20, 2006 - »
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Shoes - Everything is cooler with Batman
- June 19, 2006 - »
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Romance and Dead Flowers
- June 14, 2006 - »
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I am a Desert Baby
- June 06, 2006 - »
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Trivialities that last
- May 25, 2006 - »
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Something Beautiful
- May 19, 2006 - »
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Diplomacy and Attila the Hun
- May 18, 2006 - »
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Noh
- May 15, 2006 - »
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Paper
- May 09, 2006 - »
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This is not poetry
- April 26, 2006 - »
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Useless Blathering
- April 17, 2006 - »
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I will Survive!
- April 12, 2006 - »
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Penis Envy
- April 04, 2006 - »
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Understanding
- March 28, 2006 - »
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Pink Eye!
- March 27, 2006 - »
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I'm Not Nice
- March 25, 2006 - »
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Mango Mango Mango
- March 23, 2006 - »
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Rain, Wet and Camping Failure
- March 18, 2006 - »
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I am a very bad jew.
- March 10, 2006 - »
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Mexico
- March 08, 2006 - »
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Get thee to a library!
- March 07, 2006 - »
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Mediocre Mexican Food Night
- March 06, 2006 - »
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Random Jury Duty?
- February 27, 2006 - »
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The Rainy Day Hath Cum
- February 23, 2006 - »
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Johari and Nohari
- February 21, 2006 - »
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Want a Giggle?
- February 17, 2006 - »
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Answers to inquiries
- February 15, 2006 - »
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Silence and Effect
- January 30, 2006 - »
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Some days I am filled with Hate
- January 26, 2006 - »
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Shitty Blog Radio = Shitty Mug = Shitty Day
- January 24, 2006 - »
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Testing Myself and My Obsessions
- January 24, 2006 - »
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Hair
- January 20, 2006 - »
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Punk as...
- January 18, 2006 - »
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Quandries and Coffee
- January 12, 2006 - »
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The Gateway Science
- January 09, 2006 - »
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Bad Day
- January 03, 2006 - »
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Caffeine and Tea
- December 30, 2005 - »
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The New Year - 2006
- December 27, 2005 - »
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When Bears Attack!
- December 12, 2005 - »
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A little from Column A, a little from Column B
- December 05, 2005 - »
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The Past and the Present
- December 01, 2005 - »
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The Brat
- November 22, 2005 - »
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My Growing Family
- November 15, 2005 - »
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The Office
- November 07, 2005 - »
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In a Funk
- October 24, 2005 - »
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And so...
- October 21, 2005 - »
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Camping!
- October 18, 2005 - »
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Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me
- October 17, 2005 - »
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Birthdays and Vacations
- October 05, 2005 - »
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October
- September 19, 2005 - »
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The Weekend in Perspective
- September 05, 2005 - »
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It's Troma-Tastic!
- September 01, 2005 - »
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Dragon Con!
- August 24, 2005 - »
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Awful... but also good
- August 14, 2005 - »
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Factoid #7
- August 13, 2005 - »
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Factoid #6
- August 12, 2005 - »
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Factoid #5
- August 11, 2005 - »
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Factoid #4
- August 11, 2005 - »
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Ruminations on Death and Friendship
- August 10, 2005 - »
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Factoid #3
- August 09, 2005 - »
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Factoid about me #2
- August 08, 2005 - »
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Things most people don't know about me...
- July 27, 2005 - »
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Well, goodness me..
- July 18, 2005 - »
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Updates and such
- July 06, 2005 - »
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Updates and Ideas
- June 01, 2005 - »
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Right v. Left
- April 21, 2005 - »
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