A while back I told you about that toenail I had that was all bruised and looked like it was going to fall off. More than likely it happened while I was playing soccer. Well, after a while it seemed that I would be able to keep my toe nail and that was a good thing.

I was of course wrong.

Unbeknownst to me, another toenail was already growing beneath the old one. For a long while, I have not one, but two toenails. Anyway, the old toenail finally fell off … with some help from me. The toenail itself was still black and blue and bruised looking, which was really neat. The toenail underneath was odd looking and isn’t quite right. Luckily I don’t wear girly, toe exposing shoes.

There is a reason for this.

I have ugly feet.

Yes, I can be honest about that. My feet are ugly. Sure, they’re small, but just because I have small feet doesn’t mean they are cute feet. I’ve been playing soccer since I was 8 and I’ve been running since I was 10. Sure, my feet aren’t as disturbing as a ballerina’s, but they are no prize. My toes are mangled and bent oddly. Most of my toes have little toenail to speak of (yet I still manage to lose these small slivers of toenail). My feet are also flat and very sensitive so I get blisters every time I buy new shoes and I rarely form calluses to protect my poor raw feet.

I have ugly feet.

My feet are the opposite of sexy.

This is probably why I don’t have a foot fetish. Also, it more than likely explains why I am not a shoe person. New shoes are like torture to me. I can’t imagine trying to stick my foot into a pointy-toe exposing pump. I probably wouldn’t be able to walk the next day.

On a side note, I know my comments aren’t working. I would fix them, but this would entail me not being lazy or distracted by Guild Wars, my new PS3 or my husband. I will get to it eventually. Honest. Until then, use the “contact” link information above.

Posted by Utopia at January 17, 2007 11:23 AM

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