I got a new plant for my office.

Yes, yes, I know I am Utopia the plant slayer (a.k.a. Mrs. Black Thumb, Killer of Things Green, The Foliage Destroyer), but we were tromping about Wally World late Sunday eve and they were selling little Canadian cacti for 97 cents. I know, a cactus grown in a Canadian greenhouse isn’t right, but it’s still a cactus. It makes me feel a little bit more at ease just to have a plant that could do some damage to someone around me … especially the cubicle ninjas who have been going out of their way of late to thwart and destroy my spirit.

Anyway, this leaves me with a quandary. What should I name my new cubicle companion?

I already have Bruce Wayne and I gloriously destroyed Wally West. I also have Diana in the form of a little succulent. So, what next? I sense my cactus is a “She”. it just gives off that vibe to me. It’s quite spiny and makes me happy so I was thinking maybe Selena Kyle. This way it can have a love/hate relationship with ol’ Bruce-ee. I was also thinking perhaps Edward Nigma, but like I said, it’s a girl.

One day, I’ll get holoscan comments for this blog since MT has been utterly infested by spambots. But, I’m lazy. So, in an effort to make jeckles happy and add to the already shitty discussion in the Talk Shit Forums, I added a whole new topic to discuss the name of my cubicle cactus.

So… go and banter here.

Posted by Utopia at January 29, 2007 10:40 AM

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