The Cubicle ninjas have come in and done something right up their alley. Yes, they have used their master skill. They have rearranged the cubicles. Not my cubicle of course. They came in with nice new cubes and rearrange Customer service and accounting. They made those cubes roomy, private and added in extra cabinets.

This has deflated the moral of the office pirates in other sectors of the building. Why would the cubicle ninjas rearrange Accounting/Customer service into a fort-like structure unless they were planning something huge. They have an outer wall and an inner wall now and I can only guess that this has become my dastardly foe’s base of operations. What are they planning next?

I am left to speculate.

The battle for the Break Room goes poorly. For weeks we have had no caffeinated Green Tea, English Tea, Earl Grey or even Lemon Tea. There have only been their decaffeinated counterparts. There have been herbal teas as well, but these do not provide me with the energy required to do my daily fight against the Ninjas. The snack machine has all but been taken over. Not only have the tasty snacks been eliminated, but the prices have been raised.

Remember, it all started with Rainbow Twizzlers. Beware fellow office pirates. If you should see these colorful confections in your snack machine, you too may be at risk.

I can see the tides turning in the Break Room Battles. A mysterious box of English tea has appeared from no where this morning. This black elixir has given me the power to fight on.

Perhaps there is a hidden ally somewhere in the wings.

Posted by Utopia at October 13, 2006 08:01 AM

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