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Mecha-Utopia will come and scare all the little japanese girls with her wicked awesome speed.
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So, it is the day of my game and my leg still isn't quite right. I'm not limping quite as much, but it still hurts when I try to do certain things. So I am sitting here trying to ice it, metholate it and do anything else that may help so I can play in my game. I need that magic spray they use in the world cup. Topical anasthetic. Yep, that's the fucking ticket. Bugger. Hopefully I'll be able to get in my game after a good warm up and stretch. Maybe i won't be a complete and total detriment to have on the field. Damn. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. I want to play, I'm not just feigning injury to get out of something. Blech. I need a bio-mechanical leg. Possibly two of them. Then I can be mecha-Utopia. Bigger, better, faster, stronger! Like the six-million dollar man, except without the 80's fabulous hair. Oh well, off to the field I go. Posted by Utopia at September 24, 2006 12:30 PM CommentsI say go for the 80's hair too. Posted by: Adam at September 25, 2006 09:43 AM Hope your leg gets better soon, so you can kick some arse. Posted by: katkat at September 26, 2006 10:05 PM Post a comment |