Yesterday was Tuesday.

This concept in itself was almost like a revelation to me. For some reason it felt like Monday all over again. It is 1:15 and I am finally sitting down to lunch and I realize, “Hey, it’s Tuesday.”

I think the cubicle ninjas put mind voodoo on me.

I skipped my morning tea for some reason. This is an action that is wholly unlike me. Then all day I have walked around in a daze. Not a tired daze like normal, but a hazy daze where nothing seems to make sense. I feel like I am on a two minute delay from everyone else.

The only way I can explain this feeling is that I must have been brainwashed by the cubicle ninjas. I found myself volunteering for a task that I didn’t have to do and I will get no credit for when it’s done. I have overcome the mind voodoo now; that much is clear. But the task is done, the report written and I must admit I have little memory of doing any of it.

So, if you find yourself in a dull stupor where you are lagging behind the world by several minutes or you find yourself “re-living” your Monday, more than likely the cubicle ninjas have placed their mind voodoo on you.

There are several ways to free yourself of this mind voodoo.

1. Copious amounts of the magical noomba juice (also known as coffee).
2. Hiding in the break room/bathroom for a good 3 hours to remove unnecessary stimuli (you know, like people).
3. Break your own hand by slamming it in a drawer. The pain will rouse you right up out of your stupor (and then possibly send you right back into shock).
4. Have yourself committed. Think of it as a vacation, not only from work, but also from reason.
5. Have someone kick you in the crotch. Return the favor.
6. Knaw on someone’s brains. Mmmm… braaaaaains. The extra influx of brains will pull you out of any brainwashing. Only zombies know that secret, keep it under wraps.

None of these thing are sure fire of course, but they could help.

On a side note … the Rainbow Twizzlers are back, thus perpetuating the battle for the break room.

On another side note, I feel like going home and getting out my easel and paints.

Posted by Utopia at September 27, 2006 04:20 PM

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