It is Friday. This week I have been rather bad about updating my blog and I know it. I also don’t really care.
Bullet points are a valid form of blogging.
- I hate elves. Elves suck. Fuck them and their pointy ears. Fuck their hippie crap and fuck their bow and arrow. Fuck that male elves look like female elves without tits. Even Agent fucking Smith looks like a tree hugging trollop as an elf. It’s disturbing and wrong. I hate elves. Fuck their ancient wisdom bullshit. They still deserve to be kicked in the nuts and being wise won’t stop that. Remember, hobbits are elf minions and therefore they also fucking suck. Nolff hates hobbits. Go and read some hobbit hate.
- Next week is Dragon Con. It will kick ass. I am excited. It means I have 3 days off of work… four if you count Labor day. This means I have six consecutive days off. I plan on being uber-geek over this period of time. I will also pre-record my Sunday Sound Off just in case I’m having so much fun I don’t want to leave the Con on Sunday. If I do leave, I will use new podcast tricks that I learned in the seminars I plan to attend while there. (Pod-Casting for Masters and shit. Wakka Wakka Wakka.) Also, Myth Busters will be there. I might smack one of them upside the head with a nerf noodle (or kick them in the nuts, I’m undecided, but kicking them in the nuts will probably get me arrested and that would ruin my vacation) for all of us scientists out there who simply cringe at their pseudo-science. For the record, you will die if you put a toaster in a bathtub. Most bathtubs are not grounded.
- I like the sun. I miss the sun. It will probably rain all weekend just like it did for the majority of this week. Fuck you clouds. Bring back my shiny day star.
- If I was a porn star, I would be called Becky Moretown. A porn star name generator told me so.
- If I was an ice cream, I would be Neapolitan.
- I finally got my tea chef tea in on Monday, the recipe was due yesterday. I only go grocery shopping once a week. It was before Monday. Therefore, I have no Tea Chef Recipe for you. I will post one later. I am thinking Assam Bean Soup with tomato and peppers. It will be not only Kosher, but also vegan for you kosher or vegan people out there.
- I only I had a stick, I would not be pestered by sharks. I think they smell the blood in the water.
- Pluto is not a planet anymore. This angers me because it is double-plus ungood. Let’s just tell every living human to unlearn what they spent most of their life knowing and go out and put some white out on all science books. Fucking astro-physicists and their egomaniacal bullshit. They just want the attention people, don’t give it to them. Rebel! Anarchy against Astro-physicists! Rebel, I say rebel! I say, continue to call Pluto a planet and let them slink back off to their refrigerator boxes underneath the freeway underpass where they belong.
- This list is too long. So it must be put out of it’s misery.
Just in case you are feeling too angry from my semi-rage filled list. Here is a cool ass hat. Enjoy.
Posted by Utopia at August 25, 2006 10:28 AM
Yes. I hate me some damn hobbits.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
^^
That is me about to kick some hobbits in the face.
Posted by: Nolff at August 25, 2006 01:17 PM
What gets me about Pluto is that they're saying it's because it hasn't cleared its orbit (it overlaps Neptune's). I would think that Neptune should be demoted, too, since one could say that its orbit overlaps Pluto's, and therefore it hasn't cleared out its own orbit.
Posted by: monogodo at August 27, 2006 09:09 PM
The only elves that I like are of the elfman variety..particularly the Danny Elfman variety :)
Posted by: Andrea at August 28, 2006 06:52 AM
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