Abstract Utopia - I am a Desert.

I should make an entry, but I don't really have anything important to say so instead you get bullet points.

The insane things I learn on the way to work in the morning while listening to NPR and daydreaming

The stuff airport security confiscates gets sold on eBay. So, if your swiss army knife got jacked from you, you can buy it back if you search long enough on the eBay.
Cellulite is a fact of life. 85% of women have it.
Pluto is still a planet. Charon will also be a planet. We might also get another planet Ceres between Mars and Jupiter along with whatever the fuck they decide to name UB313. It better not be Xena because well… bleh. At least give it the name of a real Goddess, not a TV one.
Canadians let people have day long “breaks” from jail; including murderers who often murder again during their rest from incarceration. This confirms the fact that Canadians are insane.
I won $200. It made me happy. This leads me to believe that spontaneous money makes me happy. Or perhaps I just like winning, but I think I’m going to go with the money. I will use half of this money to play soccer. it will be good.

Posted by Utopia at August 17, 2006 12:05 PM

Comments

Hey. Good show last night.

Posted by: nobody at August 17, 2006 03:51 PM

2 things we need more of: planets and money :-)

Posted by: Andrea at August 19, 2006 09:06 AM