There are some people who move to the desert who get no sympathy from me. They do stupid things and do not understand the ways of the desert, nor do they seem to learn. These people should be laughed at.

They are people who do stupid things like:

1.) Buy a house in a flood plain thinking that it's okay because it is the desert and it won't rain enough there for their house to flood. Dumbasses. It's a flood plain. This is where water drains to in the desert because the ground can't absorb it fast enough.

2.) People who see the signs on underpasses that say the water is at five feet, yet they try to drive through anyway. You fucktards. If the water says it's five fucking feet high, it is five fucking feet high. When ever it rains and floods, you always see news footage of at least one asshat sitting on the roof of their truck because they tried to drive through the wash they knew was flooded.

3.) People who think it is a good idea to swim in the arroyos or washes. This water moves fucken fast and it has lots of nasty shit in it (usually literally). Don't swim in it, it's nasty and you'll probably get sick or drown.

These people get no sympathy from me. They do not embrace the ways of the desert and the desert beats them. I love my desert and it makes me happy when it wins over stupid people.

Posted by Utopia at August 2, 2006 04:29 PM

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