Today, someone stole my pen.

Now, you may not think this a big deal, but I hate when people steal my pens. It was my favorite pen. I didn’t take it off of my desk today so I know I didn’t lose it.

I have a drawer full of pens and pencils, but it is the simply principal of the matter. Why would someone snatch my pen as it sits on my desk? Did they not have a drawer full of pens? Was it too hard for them to walk to the supply closet and get a new pen?

I think it may have been the cubicle ninjas, as no hard working individual would have stolen my pen. It makes no sense for any logical being to steal my pen when they could simply attain their own with the turn of a handle. Since cubicle ninjas are not logical creatures, it only stands to reason that they must have stolen my pen. They also employed the “mosquito” tactic today which is probably what distracted me enough so they could make off with my pen.

Sneaky bastards.

They may win this round … but mark my words, I will have revenge for my pen. Oh yes. They will rue the day they made this error.

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Posted by Utopia at July 24, 2006 02:41 PM

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