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Top five things most common things to shout at your cat when they’re looking overly innocent and you know they’ve just knocked tea onto your keyboard
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4. You little Rat bitch! I know it was you! 3. Don't look at me like that… no… no… damn it. I am not the pet here. 2. No soft food! No! Damn it! That's my sandwich! 1. If you had opposable thumbs I'd make you clean this! Posted by Utopia at July 30, 2006 06:53 AM Commentsdarn that lack of opposable thumbs! (if they had opposable thumbs, there would be much cleaning of litterboxes on their part!) Posted by: khouria jen at July 30, 2006 07:26 AM Shitten! I'm so calling my cat that from now on. Posted by: humans whisper at July 30, 2006 07:27 AM I got Shitten from WebKittyn. She is cool like that. Posted by: Utopia at July 30, 2006 07:29 AM I've actually said 3 before. Quite a few times. Posted by: Ros at July 30, 2006 07:30 AM Cute kitty, Utopia! Posted by: Binary Blonde at July 30, 2006 07:39 AM Post a comment |
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