5. Torn Hamstring. I tore my hamstring my senior year of high school running track. I blame our new track coach. He had all the sprinters running distance for the first 3 weeks, then suddenly had us all switch to sprints. This strained the muscles of half the varsity squad.

4. Black eye. I was playing t-ball as a kid and got smack directly in the eye. I had a black eye for a month and a half. I had to wait 2 weeks for the swelling to go down enough so the doctor could look at it and make sure I hadn’t damaged the eye.

3. Skinless shin. I was playing roller hockey on a tennis court. Tennis courts are akin to sandpaper when you fall down moving forward at a good clip. I removed several layers of skin from my right shin. It was icky and pussy and wouldn’t heal over for a while. This one left a cool scar for about a year.

2. Knocked myself retarded playing soccer. I kicked the ball as hard as I could into someone else who kicked it back into my face. I did a prat fall backwards. After a minute or so when I regained consciousness I was crawling around on the ground because I thought I had knocked my eye out, so I was searching the grass for my eye. I was seriously knocked dumb from that one.

1. Busted Knee from indoor soccer. I fell, busted my knee, got surgery. I have a cool scar. Scars rule. See this linky link for my cool scar.

Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 07:56 PM

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