As per the request of jeckles.

This one is actually kid of tough. I have to think a little bit instead of just letting ocmeplete crap spill forth frmo my fingertips.

5. I am hiking a trail with evil evil switchbacks. It is very rocky and suddenly I lose my balance and plummet to my doom. "If only I had a stick!!"

4. I find myself lost in the snow (aka white death). I have matches, but alas. I don't have any sticks! I slowly freeze to death. "If only I had a stick!"

3. I am being attacked by man-eating natives deep in the forrest of the Congo. They are attacking me with rocks. I cannot bat away said rocks because I lack a bat or a stick. Nooo! "If only I had a stick!"

2. I am locked in the dungeon of the Evil Overlord of the Cubicle Ninjas. I can see the keys to my cell on the wall across from me. But I cannot reach them for my arms are too short. "If only I had a stick!" Damn you Cubicle ninjas! Damn you!

1. I am walking through some foreign planet. (it could happen dman it) It is known for having pools of acid. Acid sucks as it eats your flesh. Unfortunately it is a treeless planet and there are no sticks. I fall into a pit of acid and die. if only I had known it was acid! "If only I had a stick!"

Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 02:57 PM

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Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 03:08 PM

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