5. They are union breakers. Fuckers. People go ape shit over Wal-mart doing this shit to people, yet they walk down the road and buy coffee. So, it's okay for them to fuck over baristas? Explain the logic to me? Which is more of an evil empire? Starbucks or Wal-Mart? They're doing the same fucking things to their workers and competitors.

4. Who needs to pay 4 fucken dollars for a cup of coffee?

3. I hate made up coffee drinks for people who don't like coffee. When I drink coffee I want it to taste like fucking coffee.

2. It's Small, medium and large fuckers. Say it with me: Small, Medium and Large.

1. Their coffee is greasy and gross. You can see the shine of grease on the top of every cup. That's nasty. Yech. it leaves a funk in my mouth that is akin to pond scum. Starbucks has pond scum on the top. EEEEEWWWWW!

Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 09:52 PM

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