Regulars of the Utopia realm know that I went to Alabama for the Antiqu's Roadshow. I like that show I wanted to go because I thought it would be amusing. It was in Mobile. It sucked. The show was fun, everything else sucked. A lot.

The state "saying" is Stars Fell on Alabama. Here are the top five reasons why this must be the case.

5. The place is a pit. When the stars fell, it left a crater than was formed into Alabama.

4. No people could collectively drive that badly unless they were all suffering from a mass concussion. Thus, when the stars fell, everyone was knocked for a loop.

3. I'm fairly certain most people there were pod people. When the stars fell on Alabama, it brought with it crazy aliens that are hell bent on taking over the state.

2. The air smelled vaguely like sulfur. the low burning of sulfur. This of course could only be caused by stars falling through the atmosphere making it smell of burning.

1. The roads are terrible. I've never seen so many potholes in my life. They are worse than they were in New Mexico and New Mexico is a third world nation. Seriously. Stars falling and ruining the streets it the only explanation for this.

Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 08:29 PM

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