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Top five reasons I should not stab my co-worker in the eye aside from the fact that I would be arrested or tossed into the loony bin
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I make no pretenses about how much I hate people. People, in general, annoy me. A lot. There are times, they make my eye twitch with rage and I visualize stabbing them in the eye with my pen. I cackle gleefully while doing it, then I dance over their backs as they roll around on the round clutching at their face. At least, that's what I do in my head.
4. I would probably ruin a perfectly good pen. 3. Joyful cackling is not allowed in the workplace. People might think I’m having fun. 2. That’s what the cubicle ninjas want me to do. 1. Despite it all, they are not really that bad and even sort of nice. Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 01:30 PM CommentsNone of those reason are good enough. Go ahead and stab your co-worker. Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 01:33 PM Post a comment |
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