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Top five reasons why Batman boots would kick ass

July 29, 2006
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These are Batman Boots. They kick ass. Let me tell you the top five ways they kick ass.

5. Geeks would flock to me as their mistress and chosen one.
4. Batman is cooler than Superman, therefore his boots would give me a “Whoop ass” rating of 8.
3. I would strike fear into the hearts of comic book junkies everywhere.
2. I’m hardcore.
1. No, I’m Batman, Bitch.

Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 09:32 AM

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I like the boots.....

Posted by: Jill Warner at July 29, 2006 09:36 AM

In #2 of the new Batman and Robin book, Batman says to the soon to be Robin:

"What, are you slow? Are you retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!"

I'd love to see Utopia in Batman Boots!

Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 09:36 AM

Holy Crap (no pun intended) those are some RAD BOOTS!!!

Posted by: Marlena at July 29, 2006 10:55 AM

agreed. they kick @$$!!!!!!!!!!

(yes... i am your monitor,a fundie christian, and a pastor's wife but i also have a sense of humor and am hard to offend, so relax, ok?)

Posted by: khouria jen at July 29, 2006 11:08 AM

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