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Top five most physically painful experiences
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5. Chili acid on my eyelids. Do not peel fresh habaneros and touch your eyelids. Resist at ALL costs. 4. Appendicitis – This really sucked. it was my birthday and I thought I was going to have all my innards fall out of me. 3. Having all the toe nails ripped off of both feet from having my foot slammed under the door. 2. Swollen Intestines. Fucking hell, this sucks a lot. This is the reason I can't eat rice or drink soda. Those are two things that irritate my intestines and make them swell up. I can't move, can't think, just whimper like a fucking little girl. 1. Knee Reconstruction Surgery. The Surgery recovery hurt more than the actual injury if that is possible. Here is a picture of my knee and the associated scar.  Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 01:55 PM CommentsNice legs. 5. Done that. Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 02:03 PM Post a comment |
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