5. Go to Church. I don’t go to church. Ever. Yes, I am ready for the flack to fly my way on this, but I should state that I am technically Jewish, so going to church in the first place is not really on the menu. I also don’t go to temple. So I am an equal opportunity buildings of faith ditcher.

4. Go to work. I had to work on Sundays before and it sucked a lot. Sure it was an easy puff job, but it was still my lazy day.

3. Leave the house. Sunday is my day to completely vegge out. I don’t want to do anything on Sunday.

2. Go to the hospital. My 17th birthday was on a Sunday. That was also the day my appendix burst. I spent all day in the emergency room until they decided to put me in for surgery at 3am.

1. Die. I don’t especially want to die on a Sunday. It seems a shame to die on my lazy day. I would much prefer to die on a Thursday. Thursday seems like a good day to eat it. I never did get the hang of Thursdays.

Posted by Utopia at July 30, 2006 04:28 AM

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