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Top Five Historical figures I’d like to kick in the nuts at least twice with a pair of Batman Boots
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5. Andrew Jackson – I don’t think I have to justify myself here. 4. Socrates – It would be a philosophical quandary that I think he would appreciate. Honest. 3. Hitler – I’m sure this little cunt is on most everyone’s list.  2. Pope Gregory IX – This is the little twat who started the inquisition. Perhaps I'll burn in hell for calling a pope a twat, but I'm Jewish and we don't believe in hell. 1. Shakespeare – If this guy existed as a singular man, he needs to get a swift one in the nuts. Twice. I can’t stand Shakespeare. I don’t know why, but the stories irritate me like there is no tomorrow. Worst play ever = Julius Caesar. I would kick him in the nuts for every school child who has ever had to suffer through reading that flaming piece of shit. Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 09:56 AM Commentsgoooood morning! i'm khouria jen, your monitor. i'll come by occasionally to check and make sure things are going ok. if you need anything, come to my site (http://blogathon.peacefulwaters.org) or AIM me: i'm "gracefulfemina". Posted by: khouria jen at July 29, 2006 10:13 AM Post a comment |
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