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Top five fake Steven Segal movies and loose plotlines
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5. Snowball’s Chance in Hell (Stolen from In and Out) 4. Eagle Patriot’s Revenge (anti-terrorism war/kung fu movie with environmental overtones) 3. Wolf of the Sea (this would be a naval themed kung fu movie with environmental overtones) 2. Red Wood Forest (This would be a family movie where Segal takes out a bunch of kids on an environmental retreat to learn about conservation. They discover evil polluting villains and Segal defeats them with his kung fu teaching the kids a valuable lesson in both whoop ass and teamwork.) 1. Walker Texas Ranger is Dead and I Killed him for polluting the Environment Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 04:01 PM CommentsI would watch Walker Texas Ranger is Dead and I Killed him for polluting the Environment. On DVD. Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 04:07 PM Post a comment |
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