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Top five ways to reach escape velocity from New Mexico
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4. Have someone stand behind you with a rail gun. You may die from the impact, but you'll reach escape velocity. 3. Go to the Trinity Site. Absorb radiation. (Don't get caught by the military… you have to be sneaky.) Become a mutant and use your new mutant powers to escape. 2. Go to the dead center of the state. Realize that there is NOTHING there and implode. Use said energy to accelerate your mass forward and reach escape velocity. 1. Trebuchet. We built two of them in physics club. I'm pretty sure I could reach escape velocity with one of those fuckers. Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 11:27 PM CommentsWhenever I hear about Trinity, I think of the Great and Secret Show. Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 11:30 PM I've been to Trinity. It's loads of fun. You can walk around at ground zero. There is just something so surreal about that. Posted by: Utopia at July 29, 2006 11:31 PM Post a comment |
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