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Top five dumbest things I’ve seen on T-shirts

July 29, 2006
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5. Two great big giant dragons spiraled around a beer can. This was bad. Either I wasn't redneck enough to appreciate it, or my metaphorical dick is too small.

4. "I love Peanuts" Not the comic, the nut. This shirt was mind-bogglingly lame. It was also pink.

3. A neon pink and green shirt with a puffy unicorn on it. The shirt was a size large which means it wasn't meant for a child.

2. "I had a nightmare I was a brunette" Fucking Ambercrombie and Finch. Fuck you. I can't believe people buy these shirts. Why do people have to be so fucking dumb? They aren't funny, they're just stupid. it's because of shits like this that I hate most women. Fuck. Just Fuck.

1. Any shirt that says "Pimp", "Diva", "Tramp" etc. Grow the fuck up and learn English. It's not cool to be these things. It's not glamorous.

Posted by Utopia at July 29, 2006 10:56 PM

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I must burn my Juicy pants now. Good luck blogging. I love the lists, Drink lots of tea for me. Good night.

Posted by: katkat at July 29, 2006 11:06 PM

Thanks Katkat! You rock!

Posted by: Utopia at July 29, 2006 11:08 PM

I hate those shirts that say crap like "I'm too rpetty for math" or "my parents aren't home tonight." Um eeew!

Posted by: Riss at July 29, 2006 11:08 PM

#4 maybe true... but Mr. Peanut is badass.

Posted by: jeckles at July 29, 2006 11:11 PM

Amen Riss - I hate these fucking Ambercrombie shirts. "Too pretty for Math" Fuck that. Jebuss. What the fuck. Arg, it just fills me with fucking rage. And the word fuck rolls out of my mouth like air.

Posted by: Utopia at July 29, 2006 11:17 PM

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