I think Optimus Prime would make a fabulous President. We could have him run with Katie Couric and they would become an unstoppable world force.

Let me Justify:

1. Optimus Prime rose from the dead to put everything right.
2. In thirty minutes, both Katie and Optimus finish everything they have to say for the day and all is well.
3. You can’t help but look at them and think everything is good in the world.
4. Optimus Prime battles and defeats the Decepticons on a regular basis and Megatron can turn into a fucking gun. He ought to have no problem winning a war should it come down to that. Katie can cover the media to keep a pleasant spin on things.
5. The Japanese would love us.
6. I think Optimus Prime would make it his life’s mission to eradicate the cubicle ninjas as they must be the bane of every hardworking citizens life. Katie would agree as I’m sure she has faced many duels with the dreaded foe.
7. Optimus Prime has morals. Katie may have morals, but that is inconsequential. She is America’s sweetheart.
8. People go to the bat for both Optimus and Katie on message boards around the world. if ever there was a grassroots campaign, they would lead it.
9. There is more than meets the eye.

I think Optimus Prime would make a much better president than General Zod. While General Zod does have the advantage of phenomenal cosmic powers, he can transform into a semi. Anything that transforms is instantly cooler than x-ray vision. Of course, General Zod does have laser beams that shoot from his fucking eyes. And General Zod does have that whole egomaniacal outlook on life that would eventually send us spiraling into a totalitarian state and where would the change be?

So, spread the word. This is a grassroots campaign to end all grassroot campaigns.

Optimus and Katie in 2008!

Posted by Utopia at June 13, 2006 09:54 AM

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