So, Jeckles says our next contest is to sing. Fucker. I'm sure he did this to spite me, specifically. I can't sing. It's sad and wretched and will make his ear fucking bleed. But, I'll do it, because now I HAVE to win. I'm a cunt like that. I would apologize to jeckles and the judges, but well, fuck it.

Anyway, a preview of the lyrics. They ae subject to change. Maybe, if I feel like it.

The Ballad of Shitty Blog Isle
(with sincerest apologies to George Wyle and Sherwood Shwartz)

Just plop right down and you'll here some shit
some shit of a shitty crew.
That started as a reaction
to prove that blogging blew.
Jeckles was a mighty cunt,
an asshole to be sure.
he made us join this shitty thing
To be the survivor... to be the survivor.
First it was clever yarn
and then he did get cross
If not for the whining of our dear crew
The SBC'd be lost, the SBC'd be lost
So, three contest gone and a bluff, here the rest do stand
With Webkittyn and YummY! too
Rilah and Mrs Gus,
Utopia, Deb-Jen-Rose and Monty
And the McAwesome crew.

So this is a tale of our Shitty Blogs
we'll bitch in song and rhyme.
We know that this contest is
a total waste of time.
With Jeckles and the shitty crew
we'll do our very best
to put the other shitty blogs
to shame in this contest.
No style, no dough, no content here
No time for quality.
Like cheap romance novels
We're shitty as can be.
So vote for me this week my friends
you're sure to get a smile.
From Utopia the rabid cunt
here on Shitty Blog Isle!

Posted by Utopia at May 8, 2006 07:55 PM

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