I know I don’t have the power of Webkittyn to get people to do things for me. But, my goal is to get at least three people to do something for me. It is a shitty thing. A thing to do if you are full of hate toward the bloggin cliques.

A while back I was part of the Best of Blogs thing. I was nominated for best overall blog because some people were on the crack cocaine and thought that my blog was good. (It’s not a good blog, it’s a shitty blog. All blogs are shitty, but mine much more so than others.)

I lost the Best of Blogs. Probably quite badly. But, people are awesome and cheated for me in the votes which made me happy. I may have a shitty blog, but I’m cool enough to get people to rig the vote for me. Having people cheat for you is a sign of being shitty.

I want to prove that I am ultimately shitty.

Anyway, this is a round about way of getting to the Shitty Blog Survivor thing. The Best of Blogs was run (sort of) by Genuine Jim. I suspect because I have an officially shitty blog, I had about a 1/1^n+1 chance of winning that thing.

however, I am shitty and therefore I have a fairly good chance of winning The Shitty Blog Survivor contest.

To pass the next criteria, I get to harass Genuine Jim himself by sending my minions friends to his blog (which you can find here: http:// http://www.genuineblog.com) and leave a message that says:

Utopia sent me! Be proud! Be Shitty!

Do it! If I had people willing to cheat for me, then by god there are people out there willing to harass other bloggers for me.

You guys fucking rule.

Posted by Utopia at May 23, 2006 03:17 PM

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