Well, when I signed up, I suspected I would be the first person kicked off. Now I know I'll be the first person kicked off. The first task is to get my readers to go to bat for me. Unfortunately my meagre readers are all in the contest and have better blogs than I. I won't ask those in the contest to support me because that would be lame.

I'm not going to beg anyone to vote for me. I'm no good at that and I accept it. Besides, I am going to give you a run down of the other blogs and why you should vote for them over me:

Lord Doom - his blog rocks. He's blonde and has a cool accent. He has witty things to write and makes films. His girlfriend is also very hot and he has a pair of kick ass sunglasses. I do not have a hot girlfriend nor kick ass sunglasses. I got my sunglasses from a dollar store.

Jaden - Her libido is larger than her body. Enough said. Seriously.

YummY! - She's the SBC self proclaimed mascot. She is awesome. She has pet rats and a husband who buys her movies and himself hundred dollar lego sets. She makes cool boxes.

Bunny - Well, first off, her template is fucking awesome. however, I think she has some pent up rage that should come out in the form of abundant amounts of swearing. Still, her template rocks and she has a set of cajones on her.

Deb on one or both of her blogs - One is an opinionated news type blog with amusing thoughts on the current events of the world. The other blog is incredibly amusing. Read it, seriously. She blogs for Boris.

Rose - Pagan military wife. She's cool. She's trying to have a baby. Her blog is named after a snickers commercial and I respect that. She also has a super kick ass recipe for Pierogies on her blog. Try them... yum!

WebKittyn - She is a force of nature. Biggest blog whore, Webmistress and super nice on top of it. her blog also has cats on it. Cats are fucking sweet. She collects blogs like socks and manages to keep same in the process. Vote for her and join the cool kids.

aka_Monty - The daily bitch ... to be honest, I don't read this one. But it has a picture of a Quasimodo Barbie doll on it and I only have a picture of a two headed snake, so it must be cool.

Rilah - Tank tops and crazy slut wear is back in say this pregnant woman. She's tiny and cute and a red head. She's also witty.

Gus Greeper - She is funny. She doesn't like bees, they make her scream like a girl. Bees don't make me scream like a girl. Nothing makes me scream like a girl or even scream. If I was like Gus, I would be infinately more cool. Anyone who screams is cool.

Cris - Holy shrine to the thing that is Awesome ... McAwesome to be precise. Join the Church of McAwesome, they have pictures of boobs. Boobs are fucking awesome. Vote! The boobs compel you. Quantis, ledus, selcito, Dave McAwesome. Quantis, ledus, selcito, Dave McAwesome. Quantis, ledus, selcito, Dave McAwesome. Quantis, ledus, selcito, Dave McAwesome. Quantis, ledus, selcito, Dave McAwesome.

Keith - He won THE Internet Flame war. He has secured his place in history and is therefore worthy of your vote. I also learned that Alcohol will kill jock itch and Menthol products do not act as a topical anesthetic on your groin. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

Jen T - Mmmmm ... blind rage at stupid people. I need to get me some of that.

Kat Kat - KatKat is awesome. She is also a winner. Trust me, she wins. She knows more about Utopia than almost anyone else ... so she won a prize. She is cool and listens to my radio show. This got her lots and lots of brownie points. I voted for KatKat. You should too!

Right then. I made a button to encourage voting. You can click on it to leave comments on the voting site.

Posted by Utopia at April 6, 2006 12:14 PM

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