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Quandries and Coffee

Well, I have reached a point where I am in a total quandry. The feeling of helplessness has taken over and I am tossed upon the banks of uselessness.

So... what is this quandry that has sent Utopia into such a tizzy?

I'll tell you since, obviously I have nothing better to do.

I don't know which coffee mug to buy.

Do I want a Shitty Blog Radio coffee mug? Or do I want an anti-[radio] coffee mug? Ooooor do I want a WebKittyn coffee mug?

It's horrible, I don't know which one to choose. (I'd like to buy all three but at 12 bucks a pop I should contain myself a little bit and save that money for food or socks or something.) I want it for work, so I think the "Punk as Fuck" logo would be fucking hallarious to have set upon my desk. But I fear the cubicle ninjas would make off with it. The Shitty Blog Radio looks like the perfect 'work' mug with the fake tape on it and all. And WebKittyn is just cool and hers is a talking ham mug with cat ears. Cat ears!

Uhg.

So, the quandry continues. Maybe I'll buy one mug this month and one mug next month, etc until I've collected them all! It's like fucking pokemon for this little twat or something.

Maybe I'll come up with a design for the Utopia show on Mango Radio. I do have two of them now that I really should promote more. I tell stories now. One live, one not live. It's not complete crap... only partial crap and I'm getting better (I think?) I hold contests and give away real prizes! Real ones. Like gift certificates and shit. But, alas, I am on over the weekends when people have better things to do. Ah well. Download me or something. Listen... I'm smooth baby, smooooooth.

Posted by Utopia at January 18, 2006 01:21 PM

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The Lord wants you to have the anti-[Radio] mug. Anything else would be a sin.

Posted by: the Lord Jesus Christ, Playa at January 18, 2006 02:14 PM



Sorry YummY! I am a twat and deleted your message.

Posted by: Utopia at January 19, 2006 08:44 AM



Sorry TheBisch I am a spinning cooch and deleted your comment. Arg I suck.

Posted by: Utopia at January 19, 2006 08:44 AM



Sorry jeckles. I am a sagged titty whore who can't tell the difference between the delete and publish button.

Posted by: Utopia at January 19, 2006 08:45 AM


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