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January 30, 2006
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Utopia!

  1. South Australia was the first place to allow Utopia to stand for parliament!
  2. In Chinese, the sound 'Utopia' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  3. The Utopia-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Utopia-fights take place there every day.
  4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Utopia.
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Utopia.
  6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Utopia and water!
  7. Utopia can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Utopia.
  9. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Utopia!
  10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Utopia.


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I should tell Mr. Blair in my last post to bite my wax tadpole. Man, priceless, just priceless. By the way, Tom Cruise, I'm coming for you bee-yotch. I shall indoctrine you, you weak-minded simpleton, into my Scientology Church and make you my brainwashed ... oh wait... too late. And... I'm taking bets on the Utopia fights... she's one ornry bitch I hear.

Posted by Utopia at January 30, 2006 03:53 PM

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"Grapes explode if you put them inside Utopia."

Why Do I think, that I am not thinking the same thing as other people whne I read that?

Posted by: jeckles at January 30, 2006 06:53 PM

aaa aaaaarrrrr rrrrrrrr rrnnnn nn nnhhhh, aaaa aaaaa aaaa aaa uh aaa uh-aaaaaa aaaaRRRRRR HHH. Aaaa guhaaaa aaaaa uhaa aar rrrrnnn uhnnnn nnn uhnhh.
aaaaa aaaa aaaa aaaaarrn nnhhhh, hurrnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr!::

"1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Chewbacca in your mouth.
2. Half a cup of Chewbacca contains only seventeen calories.
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Chewbacca!
4. Chewbaccaomancy is the art of telling the future with Chewbacca.
5. Chewbacca is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
6. More people are killed by Chewbacca each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
7. Red Chewbacca at night, shepherd's delight. Red Chewbacca at morning, shepherd's warning.
8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Chewbacca state'.
9. Chewbacca can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
10. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Chewbacca, and frequently rise to the surface for air."

Posted by: Chewy at January 30, 2006 08:42 PM

Oh my heavens....
Mine is on my blog.

Posted by: YummY! at January 30, 2006 09:31 PM

Um, Jeckles... I think you and I were thinking the same thing... ya sick fuck! :)

Posted by: TheBisch at January 30, 2006 11:25 PM

I am one sexy bitch. I shall explode everyone's grapes and they'll love it.

Posted by: Utopia at January 31, 2006 02:26 PM

Number Three is disturbing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about WebKittyn!
  1. Americans discard enough WebKittyn to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
  2. Native Americans never actually ate WebKittyn; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  3. You should always open WebKittyn at least an hour before drinking her.
  4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same WebKittyn!
  5. WebKittyn can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  6. WebKittyn is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  7. If you cut WebKittyn in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  8. WebKittyn never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  9. In Japan, WebKittyn can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and WebKittyn!
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Posted by: WebKittyn at January 31, 2006 05:24 PM

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