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Monday...cubicle ninjas strike again
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Shit, I suck. I spaced out the entire weekend and got nothing done. I have my relativity post half done because I just didn't work on it over the weekend like I told myself I would. Chist on a lollipop stick I am lazy lately. I have got to get it together. Monday came 'round far too quickly and here I sit at work. Unfortunately I have a shitload of actual work to do now that I actually want to post something intelligent and useful. Why do I have nothing to do when I have nothing to talk about? It's hateful. I fell asleep at work this morning when I got in. I was staring at my computer screen punching numbers and doing some calculations and bam, I was out sitting up. I think the Cubicle ninjas spiked my tea. Bastards. I wasn't out for long. I don't even know if I was actually asleep or just wishing to be asleep. I think one of the cubicle ninjas billy sapped me over the head and ransacked my desk. All of the sudden today it looks like my filing drawers exploded for some reason and I don't recall pulling anything out before I left work on Friday. So now, I put my disguise (aka lab coat and goggles) back on and head back into the lab for work. I've left a trap for the cubicle ninjas. I'll get them soon enough. It's a cunning plan... they'll never see it coming. Posted by Utopia at January 16, 2006 02:21 PM CommentsMondays always come around too quickly Posted by: Andrea at January 17, 2006 07:06 AM At least you have a cubicle... someday, I will post a picture of the pitiful excuse for a "desk" my cheapskate employer has provided me. We can't even afford cubicle ninjas. Posted by: TheBisch at January 18, 2006 12:22 AM What kind of work? Goggles? VERY interesting. Posted by: Vesper at January 18, 2006 01:28 AM Andrea - Yes, yes they most certainly do. TheBisch - You'll never know if you have cubicle ninjas or not, they can't be seen. Those that are immediately commit sepuku from the shame of being discovered. But they're there, I know it! Vesper - I work in R&D for a company thatmakes medical equipment. I am a nuclear physicist by degree but I am pretending to be a chemist and statistician for what I do now. Posted by: Utopia at January 18, 2006 11:04 AM Post a comment |
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