So, that bastard anti-[everything] passed along a meme to me. Not only that, but it’s a meme I’ve already done. Five little known facts about me. I did this before, anyone remember? I posted a picture of my one-eyed cat, Cygnus.

I suppose now I have to think of five new little known things about me. Of course, I could lie and just make crap up. Or I could tell you things that would waver even the sturdiest of hearts. So, some of these facts will be true, and some won’t. Then I’ll pass this along to five more people.

1. I like gay porn. Yaoi is boy on boy hentai manga. I love yaoi. I also like Yuri, which is girl on girl hentai manga. I also like the softer shounen-ai and shoujo-ai. This is like comparing late night cinemax softcore to Ron Jeremy flicks, but I still like it.
2. I have a brown thumb. I can’t keep plants alive to save my life. I have cacti on my desk because they are the only plants I don’t kill.
3. I’m not a natural red-head, but most people don’t know that. My hair is naturally a light auburn, but I look stupid with lightly coloured hair so I dye it darker. I have that Spanish olive skin tone, so even when I’m pale, light colors look awful on me.
4. I’ve never told anyone to Fuck Off to their face. No really. Online I tell people to fuck off all the time, but I’ve never told anyone to their face. I have told people to Piss off and take a long run off of a short cliff.
5. I often pretend to be a man. Being a chick fucking sucks. If I was a man I would make ~20% more a year. No one takes me seriously. So online, I often pretend to be a man. Most people don’t know I’m faking it.
6. Fuck you a-[e].

So, there you have it. Most of what I’ve said is true. The truths are mixed with some half truths. I could tell you what they are, but that wouldn’t be any fun. I’ll let you guess.

Posted by Utopia at January 10, 2006 09:21 AM

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