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Well fuck me sideways and call me Spanky. I got into the finalists for Best Overall Blog on the best of Blog awards.* I think the judges were on the crack cocain or something. I have a shitty blog. Shitty != best. (For you math illiterates !=anti or not, so != is does not equal.) I'm up against people there is no way I can win against. Especially since I was planning on making my next post about Physics and Relativity. People hate things that make you think. Maybe not all people, but most anyway. Damn you "people"... they're out to get me, I know it. Well, now I have to try and be witty or something. Or, you know, funny. I am neither of these things, I'm caustic and morose and dry... so very dry. I'm like the cult classic running against blockbusters. I'm like Steven Segal at the fucking Oscars. I've got a Snowball's Chance in Hell.** And not that ninth circle of hell or the eight or the seventh where it is icy and cold. No no, the hot shitty hell.*** *I don't actually give two shits about any awards. Awards for blogging is silly. I have nothing interesting to say. **This is a reference to In and Out where Steven Segal was nominated for their fake Oscars for "Snowball's Chance in Hell. At least the guy can sort of laugh at himself. Or rather... everyone else can laugh at that sackless twat. ***Duh... Dante. This of course takes into consideration that there is a hell. And if said hell exists, Dante was somehow blessed with knowing exactly what it was like. This is, of course, utter bullshit. But it is a literary reference and thus should raise the quality of my blog just a little bit. Posted by Utopia at January 12, 2006 08:04 PM CommentsYour blog is fucking rad! I've added you to my sidebar. Posted by: Vesper at January 12, 2006 08:20 PM Girl you have my vote and Shutter's too. Posted by: katkat at January 12, 2006 09:39 PM The trying to be witty part is what kills me. Not to mention the Russian judge. He's TOUGH. Congrats on the nomination! Posted by: Janet at January 12, 2006 11:06 PM Fuck you sideways? Utopia, you tease! Posted by: Will Thrasher at January 14, 2006 03:36 PM Not only do you have my vote, you have my blog's endorsement, "Spanky". :) Posted by: TheBisch at January 14, 2006 03:38 PM Post a comment |
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