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The New Year - 2006
December 30, 2005
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So, like everyone and their half-wasted brother in law Earl, I have decided to make some New year's resolutions. This will be the first year I have actually made any. I never made any before because I thought (and still do really) that resolutions shouldn't only be made at one moment in the year, but rather throughout it as you learn valuable life lessons*.

Right then, I have some goals for myself over the next year. Some are real, and some obviously aren't so I don't feel bad when I fail, most miserably, at all of them.

  1. Start a regular work out regiment
  2. Get a pet pot belly pig
  3. Write something useful in my blog at least once a week
  4. Hunt down those guys from Creed (or Amy Grant) and pull out every single hair on their body, drop them in lemon juice and ask them if they still believe in God
  5. Spend more time with my husband
  6. Continue to not have children
  7. Kill the Cubicle Ninjas with my awesome Kung Fu
  8. Mock at least one person every week to make sure I don't turn into a crazy, mean old lady
  9. Say "fuck" more (or possibly less) often
  10. Call myself a "cunt" more often
  11. Avoid stupid people
  12. Make a better podcast for Mango Radio every week
  13. Actually upload my shows to the fpt and link them on the news page
  14. Drink less caffeine
  15. Make my husband stop smoking "for reals" this time
  16. Cook dinner on the weekends and give my house husband a break from a hard week's work of feeding and 'marinating' me
  17. Keep my house cleaner
  18. Add blog templates to my page or give them to Webkittyn
  19. Spoooooooon!!
  20. Stop making stupid lists

Right then, there we have it, all the things I want to do next year. I'm shooting to at least accomplish two of those. Will I? Can I? Stay tuned next year to see if our heroine can actually triumph.

*Man, it was hard to type that without rolling about the floor laughing. I highly recommend that you all mock me mercilessly for writing that. It needs to be done. No, seriously. It does.

Posted by Utopia at December 30, 2005 01:41 PM

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I'm suck a slacker. I need to make some resolutions before the day after tomorrow.

Then again, its pretty much a waste of my time. I never keep them.

Posted by: YummY! at December 30, 2005 09:17 AM

Maybe I imagined it...

But I think that there was a Tick reference in there.

Posted by: jeckles at December 30, 2005 11:51 AM

Tick reference? Where? Four Legged Man... go and get him!

YummY - Don't feel bad for being a slacker. My list... well, it is mostly mocking.

Remember... beware the cubicle ninjas... they're out there.

Posted by: Utopia at December 30, 2005 12:03 PM

The fourth one is definitely my favorite. Can I help ya with that one too?

Posted by: Andrea at January 1, 2006 02:02 PM

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