Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes.

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report. Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

-BBCNews.com Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

And just yesterday I was comparing one of the VP's at work to rabid squirrels. I swear I must have wacky mind powers. I love it, killer squirrels. Beware people, they're coming. Soon they'll start singing squirrelly songs, flinging exploding acorns, drinking coffee and writing snarky emails to fans. Just you wait and see.

And just think, today I was going to talk about tea, caffeine and theophylline. But, as with all things, raging, flesh eating squirrels take top priority.

Ack! I forgot to post the picture of said killer squirrels! Enjoy. They are black squirrels even. I'll bet they have red eyes and everything.

Posted by Utopia at December 2, 2005 07:17 AM

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