If you are wondering what to get those pesky neighbors (or family) who come to your door a-bible-thumoing, I have the perfect gift. While it may not quite perk their interest like a baby Jesus buttplug (nothing like orgasms for Jesus... it's heavenly), it is just as nifty.

Everyone needs to reminded of the Old Ones every now and again, and what says I love you like tentacles?

That's right, it's Kthulhu Kitsch! Perfect for even the most uptight of friends. Nothing like staring into the abyss of darkness to remind people what's truly imporant.

So, go to Kthulhu Kitsch and get all your friends a plush 'King'.

Posted by Utopia at December 20, 2005 11:42 PM

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