What the fuck is up with that title? Geh, ah well, no point changing it now. It has been a strange week. I've been sick, but I'm better now. However, my brian is all sorts of out of wack. It's Friday, right? Right???!!? Uhg, I can't seem to get my brain on straight. No matter. No matter at all.

So! Since I have mentioned Mango in the title, you must have already guessed that this is a post about...

Mango fucking Radio

To take a quote from the Webkittyn's latest show. One she used often. Mango Fucking Radio bitch. Listen. It is fruity and delicious. Sexy even. Except, you know, not.

So, how far have I come on my show this week? Since velocity is measured in direction as well as speed (thus making it velocity rather than speed you ignorant putzes... I don't mean that, I know I shouldn't call my reading audience putzes, but, like I said, my head is not there today), I shall tell you how far I have come in terms of physics.

     -12v          v
x = ----- = -6---
       2t            t

So, what does this mean. It means I've gone backwards in terms of being done. Yup. Backwards. I had a set list, threw it out. I had some talking done, deleted it. Geh... let this be a lesson to you dj's, don't podcast while under the influence of cold medicine. Just... don't do it. I sounded like a freaked out, retarded, prattling tit. It was baaaad.

So, I am starting over. I didn't even dignify the badness to be kept around. Nope, directly into the trashcan it went. Scaped the whole damn thing, even the set list. That is correct. So, I have to get it all done tonight. I have faith I can do this, so I am not worried. I now have the Audacity and people are helping me learn it. I also have Soundforge still, so if all else fails, I'll switch back to it to finish if things start going badly for me.

I am opening with BIllie Holiday this week. Classy. Smooth and classy. I love BIllie Holiday. Mmmm... soulful, smooth, pure, gut wretching. Yeah. Definately the Billie this week. Soon, I shall get people to appreciate the jazz and the classical for the awesomeness that it is. Yes, my first song is always to educate people in the ways of fine music. Few people seem to notice, or much care. But, that's okay.

The rest of my show, I dedicate to the now deceased and (apparently) much missed Tzoli. I've never seen people beg so much and call me foul names for going through with a death. Made me all warm and fuzzy. So... this week's show is dedicated to my dead character. I will be taking songs from her soundtrack and explaining why I picked them. How sad am I? No one is going to give a good god damn about this show. Well, you all can just 'Bahn off. this show is for my amusement.

Posted by Utopia at November 4, 2005 08:44 AM

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