I hate Christmas. I hate Christmas music, I hate the lights, the trees, the horrible tackiness of everything around this season. I hate it all. I hate going into the grocers in Early november and seeing Christmas displays up with red and green garbage in them.

I do not hate Christmas because I hate Christians or anything like that. I hate Christmas because it has become an enourmously tacky holiday. Seeing Christmas things up before Halloween is over annoys me. Seeing Christmas things up before Thanksgiving is over annoys me. Seeing little plastic reindeer and 12 foot plastic snowmen on lawns annoys me. Hearing five hours of songs about christmas trees, presents and Jesus annoys me.

And...most recently... I hate blogs that are already talking about the "fun loving, extra great" Christmas season even though Thanksgiving it still a couple weeks off.

I hate this time of the year. Hate it. So, I will now ignore it. This is the first and last time I will ever talk about Christmas on my blog.

Bah-fucking-humbug.

Spirits of Christmas do your worst. I shall combat you with my dreidel and turkey drumstick of doom.

Posted by Utopia at November 8, 2005 08:00 AM

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