Abstract Utopia - I am a Desert.

Am I here to entertain you?

November 30, 2005
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I have read my share of unamusing completely boring blogs. You have no idea. So few people have anything of worth to say. But, that is blogging. Blogging and bloggers are shitty. I am shitty. Does anyone really give two shits about anything I say? No. Probably not. Hell, most of the time I don't even give a rat's ass about what I say. I am (in the words of Mango, though not in reference to me) an unfunny whore.

I think I've had maybe three posts worth reading. Maybe. This is my personal blog. It's not here to entertain you. I am honestly surprized people read this tripe. I do have blogs that are supposed to be entertaining, but this isn't one of them.

I'd like to think I'm witty, but most days I'm just drole. I'd like to think I have insightful things to say, but most of the ime it's pointless. Everything I write here can be read somewhere else. Sure it won't be written by a crazy genius nuclear physicist (or will it?), but it'll basically be the same.

I could write things to entertain you here. I could write amusing satire or create schizophrenic personalities of myself and muse about petty, pithy problems. But, this is my personal blog and I don't care that much. I write bad haiku here. I post about nifty science-ee things I found. I write and roleplaying. I write about politics and music. I write some personal philosophy. This things are for me.

If you want a blog that is to entertain you: try the Dive Bar Verses, The Rantallion, or any of the many blogs on Blogs of Roleplay.

But, just so all the people who leave comments don't feel too awkward. I will leave you with a joke that's purpose is to entertain you.

Ahem. This joke is not suitable for children. Or women. Or people.

Once, three whores were in a bar drinking as whores tend to do. Business was slow that night and so they decided to have a contest. The first whore looks over to the other two and winks her thickly mascaraed eyelashes at them.

"I'll bet I can take a bigger dick that both of you."

One of the other whores looks at her and laughs. "Oh, I've had some big dick in my time, I'll take that bet." The third whore remained silent, but put her money on the counter.

So, the first whore looks at a vodka bottle and nods at it, "I've had a dick that big and took it all."

"Prove it."

So the whore gets the vodka bottle and takes it up her cooch. The second whore nods slightly. "That's good, but I've had bigger." She points to the magnum of champagne in the corner. "I've had one that big and took it all." Like the first whore, she gets the bottle and rams it up her cooch.

She third whore quietly takes the money from the bar. She shakes her head and smirks as she slides down the barstool.

Posted by Utopia at November 30, 2005 03:43 PM

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That post was a fine example of what Shitty Blogging SBC-style is all about. Who cares what your blog is about as long as you're entertained? Good joke, too.

Oh yeah. I'm playing (played...prerecorded you know) a Patti Smith song tonight on anti-[Radio]. No telling when it will be on...

Posted by: a-[e] at November 30, 2005 04:55 PM

if a-[e] is reading your blog you know you've dropped to new depths.

Posted by: jeckles at November 30, 2005 11:35 PM

-snicker-

Posted by: YummY! at December 1, 2005 12:22 AM

I think most people read other blogs because...well it feels good to see other people have the same problems. I know I'm not the most entertaining blogger out there, but it's nice to know people are reading for whatever reason.

BTW thanks for stopping by my place.

Posted by: Andrea at December 1, 2005 06:49 AM

don't listen to jeckles. all i do is class up the joint.

Posted by: a-[e] at December 2, 2005 02:32 AM

A-[e] most definately classes up the joint. Having you here inspires me to write footnotes. But I'm lazy and that takes formating.

Andrea you're most definately right though. It is nice to know people are reading. It's almost like you've made a amrk on the world.

Posted by: Utopia at December 2, 2005 08:01 AM

HA! HA!

It's a bit like that one:

Two guys drinking at a bar, notice a horse having a beer in the corner.

one guy turns to the other and says
"hey man, i bet you £5 i can make that horse laugh"

his friend agrees the bet, and he walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear.

With this the horse is pissing himself with laughter, almost crying with histerics.

the chap walks back to the bar.
"Come on pay up"
he says
"that was amazing" says his friend

"double or quits says i can piss him off and make him leave"

"you're on"

So the guy again walks over to the horse and within seconds the horse stands up, downs the rest of his pint and storms out of the bar.

"what did you say?" asks the friend.

"I said i had a bigger dick than him...........and then i showed him!"

Posted by: C.J Hixon at December 2, 2005 08:06 AM

thanks Utopia. Aren't the footnotes way pretentious?

In your face, Jeckles.

Posted by: a-[e] at December 2, 2005 03:09 PM

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