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Why Stupid People Should Die

I'm on a roll...but then again I know someone who would tell me I should be posting here more, I just get the feeling only but a few read this, and my words must be heard by all. Then again, I should probably just stop reading the news.........

[ Once Again, Yahoo News... ]

GILLETTE, Wyo. - A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter's car.

Police first learned of the injury after a 17-year-old boy and a 16-year-old boy claimed that someone had thrown gasoline on the 17-year-old at the Common Cents service station and lit him on fire, said Lt. Rod Hauge.

The boy was taken to the hospital with second- and third-degree burns on his legs. Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire, Hague said.

Both boys have been ticketed with larceny, Hauge said.

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Awww man, I got gasoline on my jeans. Hold on, let me light this road flare to see how much on got on it. I had to post this one, reminds me of a friend of mine who's drunken step-father siphoned gasoline out of a local fire truck and ended up burning the truck and the fire station down to the ground, cause he used a lighter.......wait for it.....to see how much gasoline was left in the gas tank. Those explosive warnings at gas stations are not just for shits and giggles people, gasoline is an unstable fuel compared to say Diesel Fuel or Motor Oil, either or you can put a cigarette out in.