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Fuck You Landmarks Preservation Commission

Instead of writing these jackasses a letter that would probably end with me in jail for saying that these rich snobby fuckheads deserve to die a death more horrible than seen on the face of the earth, I'll rant here so the FBI can snoop me. First, the article that has cause such rage out of me...

[ From Yahoo News ]

NEW YORK - Rescuers used drills, miniature cameras, cat food and even a 1-pound raw fish in a desperate effort Wednesday to entice an 11-month old cat named Molly from behind the basement wall of a Greenwich Village delicatessen where she has been trapped for 12 days.

The effort was renewed early in the day when workers heard the cat meowing again after several days of silence that had given rise to fears she had died. "That was a motivator to try again," said Mike Pastore, field director of Animal Care & Control of New York City, a private agency that handles animal rescues on a city contract.

Pastore led the rescue team trying to locate the peripatetic pussycat with a tiny video camera attached to a plumber's snake. But the sound of the drill may have spooked Molly to retreat further into the maze under the front wall of the 19th-century brick building, which extends back about 40 feet from the sidewalk.

Pastore said Molly, being a curious sort, apparently slipped into a narrow space between two buildings and fell or crawled through a hole into the space inside the cellar wall.

The police and fire departments also have been on the scene but as of Wednesday were leaving the job to Pastore.

"This is the most difficult case of this kind I've ever been on," said Pastore, whose agency receives an average of 120 stray or surrendered dogs and cats per day for temporary care and adoption.

Others pitched in to help. Neighbors left cans of cat food on the steps, and Renato Migliorini, proprietor of Piccolo Angolo, an Italian restaurant at Hudson Street, delivered a whole fresh fish called a branzino.

"I hope it will come out because I love cats and dogs," Migliorini said.

The day's search efforts ended by 9 p.m., when rescuers laid out a trap for Molly.

The fact that the building is landmarked by the city makes breaking into the walls a more delicate proposition, Pastore said. He said Molly may be blocked from reaching food left for her and it was unclear whether she has access to water dripping from a drain. "We are concerned about dehydration," he said.

Molly is the resident mouser at Myers of Keswick, a popular West Village delicatessen catering to a specialized clientele with clotted creme, Scotch eggs and other British food products not available in American stores.

Normally she sleeps in a basket inside the store, said Peter Myers, who opened the store 20 years ago. Myers said he periodically pays a $300 fine for the health violation, "but if I didn't have the cat I would be paying a $300 fine for having mice in the store. I saw a mouse running across the kitchen floor this morning."

A few neighbors watched the activity but were outnumbered by the television crews and other news media on the scene.

At midday, three observers from the city's Landmarks Preservation Commission showed up to make sure no serious structural damage occurs. The four-story building, dating from the mid-19th century, is in one of Gotham's historic districts.

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Ok, yeah it sucks when a cat gets trapped like this, soo many times have I seen this on TV, but it is the last paragraph that really pissed me the fuck off. So what, this fucking commission wants to make sure they don't harm the building, by like knocking a hole in the basement wall to get the cat. This is the kind of shit in the world that really makes me want to strap C4 to myself and go give them a giant fucking hug. Ooooh, boo hoo its a part of history, its from the mid-19th century, wow its old.

EAT SHIT AND DIE. The house I live in is twice the age of this building, I'm talking about rough cut timbers held together with pegs, the outter walls are nothing but two layers of bricks. The foundation is made from stones someone picked from a field and the beams in the basements are (not even joking) trees cut in half, there's still bark on some of them.

I don't know, I read these kinds of things and it just get me angry, cause I'm sure this commission is a bunch of stuck up cunts like Hillary Clinton (WOULD YOU FUCKING HURRY UP AND DIE, OR AT LEAST LEAVE NEW YORK, NORTHERN NEW YORK DOES NOT WANT YOU, HATES YOUR FUCKING ASS, THAT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS WHEN YOU COME UP HERE AND EVERYONE (once again, not joking) HAS LARGE SIGNS ON THEIR LAWN THAT SAYS "BITCH GO HOME"). If I knew where these people lives, I would send them fish wrapped in newspaper cause any good new yorker would understand that stands for.

Yes, its a cat, it only will live 10 to 20 years and there are millions of them around. But still, for them to come along to snoop and make sure no one harms this pointless fucking building that I'm sure no one but themselves care about, all I can say is Fuck (Almost) Everyone in NYC. I say almost everyone cause of several people who I like from NYC, and actually now that I think of it, only one truely lives in the city, the other two at least chill outside of it.

Yes, I hate NYC, I'm sorry for 9/11 but most people don't understand why could I hate such a city. That's because I live on the opposite end of the state, a state that has to support this monster of a city, a state that has outragous taxes even in the poorest of lands (like NNY).

Anyways, I did go to their website but since it is a .GOV site, I felt I'd rather not write them a nasty e-mail that would be calling them assholes and that I hope that eternally burn in hell. Fuck the Landmarks Preservation Commission in NYC, yes history is good to keep but the fact they went down to make sure the building was not harmed, makes me want to stomp their fucking heads in with my steel toe boots until there is nothing left but a squishy pile of brain matter and bone. Maybe I'll contact my favorite psycho animal rights group PETA and tell them to attack, since they love violence, but after they're done they can go burn in hell. If you support PETA then you are a fucking idiot, read the internet and news, they're nothing more than a front for local terrorists (Earth Liberation Front, Animal Liberation Front). Records indicate last year that they took in roughly 2,500 cats and dogs (and other home pets) and well, instead of adopting roughly 90% like my local animal shelter, they killed 90% of them cause it costs too much for their 25 million tax-excempt organization to take care of these animals.

HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL can they not afford that, yet they can afford a 10,000 dollar walk in freezer to store the bodies in? Or the fact that my local humane society that is dirt poor can adpot more animals than them.

End Rant...before I'm flagged as a terrorist.

PS: Someone really really really needs to kill Mr.Bush (I will NOT call him President), cause you know he's going to be all Texian and go gun-ho into Iran and start WW3. If only someone good had ran in 2004.