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May 08, 2007

Oooh Paris Hilton has to go to jail for 45 days. Poor pitiful her. NOT. Hello the biznatch did the crime, she does the time. She goes to a hearing and her mother shows so much contempt for the process as if her name alone will get this spoiled brat off. Thank god it didn't and shame the shit out of her for even expecting her foolish daughter to get off for a crime she committed.

NOW we have a petition to Schwarzenegger to pardon her before she even steps foot in the jail. How frightened she is and how she didn't know that her license had been suspended. "Oooh I don't know what I'm doing. Oooh I didn't know my license was suspended. Oooh I never suspected I was punished the last few times I was drunk driving. Oooh I'm a celebrity, I deserve special treatment, I'm fragile. Oooh I can't live in a 4x4 cell, my skin will chafe."

Why the 20 days wait, throw her ass in there now. And if Arnold gives this biznatch a pardon he needs held down and pummelled. Sorry, Paris, that thing that you call fear should have served you better when you were even thinking about driving without your license, or driving under intoxication or whatever else there is. Hopefully your cash won't get you out of this because you definitely need to learn the lesson that you aren't the end all, be all of the world just because your family is rich. Suck it up and do your time.

And your parents need to consider paying for better nannies if they are going to be so distant from actually raising you with proper morals and a respect for authority and society. Maybe if they cast themselves on your sword to do your time I would consider a switcheroo... after all, they bear an obvious responsibility in your deficiencies. Heck... let them have the top bunk in there with you.

Posted by Ravennacht at May 8, 2007 10:07 PM Posted to Parenthood