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August 14, 2005

Be Fruitful and Multiply

My cousins and I had the opportunity to uncover a devious plot recently in the midst of a discussion with my mother and aunt. My floridian cousin, Heather (19), had made a statement about wishing to adopt an asian child, not to have one of her own, at some point.

Our aunt, Rita, for some reason, got all wound up about the adoption issue and wanted to know why she wouldn't have one of her own and acted like it was a family deal or something. I sat there the whole time listening to this, until finally I chimed in, revealing the conspiracy behind the conversation.

I told them to stop imposing their oppressive catholic breeding strategy upon us to ensure that we pop out more babies! Naturally my aunt got all speechless when I said it, my mom thought it was hilarious, so did my cousins. I shall not be deceived! Catholic Oppressors in the family!

Posted by Ravennacht at August 14, 2005 08:41 PM Posted to Uncovered Conspiracies