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May 11, 2005

Cessna in White House Airspace

NEWS: A Cessna was grounded today by F-16s after it violated White House air space. The Capitol, Supreme Court and White House were evacuated, telling people to "Run, not walk" as the plane approached and was unreachable by radio. Press and administration fled the buildings, running across the lawn to escape the believed threat. The F-16s were able to force the Cessna to turn away through the use of flares, and the pilots were later detained/arrested.

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Bush wants new Supreme Court Justices on the bench. Small white plane appears on the horizon, forcing octogenarian justices to hike their black robes and run for it. Forced aerobic workout leads to 3 or 4 Justices falling over dead on the lawn. Bush gets new Justice appointments made while his party still has majority in both houses of the Congress.

Posted by Ravennacht at May 11, 2005 01:30 PM Posted to Uncovered Conspiracies