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May 08, 2005
Aerial Small Talk
A man was stuck on a long flight across country. He found himself seated next to a woman who he found quite attractive, attentively reading her newspaper. He thought he wouldn't have a chance with her, but decided to make an attempt anyway.
Introducing himself to the woman, he lightly brought up the fact that their trip would go much faster if they entered into some discussion.
"What would you like to discuss." She asked, somewhat irritatedly closing her reading materials.
"Well, we could talk about nuclear physics." He said.
She thought for a moment, "That sounds interesting, but let me ask you something first. A horse, a goat and a cow all eat grass and hay... how does it come back out?"
The man pondered for a moment, and vacantly shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he did not know the answer.
"Well" she said with a knowing smile, "a cow has patties, a horse has balls, and a goat has pellets."
Snapping her paper and returning her gaze back to her reading she mutters, "Why would I want to talk about nuclear physics with someone who doesn't know shit."
Posted by Ravennacht at May 8, 2005 11:50 PM Posted to Humor