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May 07, 2005

Church Ladies

(Courtesy of Lisa)

Two elderly ladies were sitting in the front row of Church. The priest had been preaching for a very long time, the sermon stretching across many hours.

Fidgeting in her chair, the first lady whispers to her long-time friend, "I hope the good Father ends the sermon soon... my butt keeps falling asleep."

Says her friend, also in a whisper, "I know... I heard it snoring."

Posted by Ravennacht at May 7, 2005 01:24 AM Posted to Humor