� The Fire Extinguisher | Main | Spread this Sheet ye Bastid �

May 04, 2005

Witness the Necrotic Appendage

I was instructed to move furniture today. I managed to wedge a nice sized splinter into the face of my right palm (which I am about ready to gnaw off now), and burst a blood vessel in my middle finger at the underside of the knuckle on the right hand as well. Now my hand is black and blue and all funny looking. Maybe it will fall off. I have a shoe box prepared for just such an occassion.

Posted by Ravennacht at May 4, 2005 12:19 AM Posted to Health