Rod marches to the chair and sits down. Rod watches parent walk around corner. Rod gets up and sits on another chair and waits. Parent returns.

"I told you to go to the timeout chair!"

"I'm sitting in a chair!"

"I told you to go to that chair"

"I already sat in that chair, can't I just sit in this one"

"No, I want you to sit in that one there."

"I thought the point was to sit down, do I really need to get up again?"

and on, and on, and on, and on, till said parent tires out and forgets initial transgression.