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Since all my other blogging friends like Oaklore/Treeman, Meathe , Webkittyn and Navarre/Ravenacht are all doing the friend test, I thought I might also.

Create your own Friend Test here

A screen capture from a"tickle test" IQ Test. I wonder how accurate these things really are.

Real first name deleted well...for obvious reasons, but I assure you these are the results I got.

Now I went to look up just what the hell this number of 126 means. I found an interesting site that had a nice graph on the meaning of I.Q. test scores.

"the Rebels are getting too close...come with me!"

I took this quiz I found on Webkittyn Warbles:

You scored as Artist. You are an Artist Empath, one who creates their own reality and infuses the realities of others with your energy & emotions. You are poetic and sensitive. You turn your feelings into creations and share them with the world. Everything you touch turns to song and is freed by the color of your eyes. Your spirit dances with the winds and paints delight in the evening sky. (from the "Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Empaths/) Artist 95% Shaman 80% Universal 75% Traveler 75% Precog 65% Fallen Angel 60% Healer 50% Judge 50% What Kind of Empath Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Ok... As a musician, the key to a successful song is the hook. I've noticed that songs that have the pleasing tones of bells seem to live forever. Todays quest? name a song that features bells in it that took off and set fire to the charts (I don't care WHAT charts).

My entry?

" Always something there to remind me" by Naked Eyes composed by Burt Bacharach (freaky, huh?)

Who could forget those church bells ringing for over 20 years?

Now....add your song to the comments, the post a comment on the blogger before you and mention that the Darkstar sent you...

Have fun!

I have yet to rant about spam. But now it's over the line. Bestiality...granny fucking... viagra... Texas Hold'em... I'm sick of it. Not like you spammy bastids read the shit I actually WRITE anyway. You'll just continue to spew your useless links and STILL have yet to figure out that you need to be approved, which is no problem because you don't actually take the time to see what's going on anyway.

OH! and those horrible comments that try to convince me you stopped byand actually READ the thing! :

"Nice site. Glad I came by!"

"That good point!" (finish the fucking sentence, idiot.)

Or worse, when they post some great philosophical comment that may have fit on one of my other entries... Only it was posted to the one about my kittens shitting problems. Nice. Morons. One step below the "form letter".

Keep your horny geriatric women (or as they spell it, "matuer" in the email name), your Cialis and you're multiple spellings of Viagra off my blog!

If you, dear loyal daily reader, have had a ridiculous comment posted by a spammer that's just too funny or too stupid... Post it in comments below in quotes. Then post a comment on the blogger aboves blog. Don't forget to say "Darkstar sent you... You should blogroll him, he's a pisser" or whatever. Just mention I sent you.

As for the spammers? Go haunt a house. It's bad enough the Russians have invaded my guestbook and they bring a gazillion worthless spam links. And they're worse because they make promises that they'll be back often. Who needs that?

I don't want the spammers dead. I just want them ....fingerless and voxless. That way, they can't type to add more spam.

Ok... I was visiting Michele and Samantha Burns and I found their concepts of "Comment Games" amusing. Similar to the Dark Forums games but a tad simpler. It's more like a game of "values".
Opinion games so to speak. Some may be multiple choice or out and out questions. On other occasions, it would be a vs. poll type question where you compare two topics voting on the one you like best. In the Time Of Darkness MuD, we called this "Leeeeeeeet's VOTE!".

Basically, we'll work it this way. I'll post a question. After you reply to the question, leave a comment on the blog of the person before you. If there is no blog, then comment on the blogger above them. This promotes good cross blogging.

Ok...enough introduction. Today's question:
If you won the New Jersey Mega Millions (about $180 million) name 3 things you would do with the money.

Besides the colors, I thought, as a music conceptualist, that this was appropriate.

Take the Spirit Quiz and visit Castle Diqueria.

You're as dark as can get. You like to laugh at
people, make fun of them, hurt their feelings.
You're in so deep, you'll never get out, and
you probably don't want to get out too. You
make the world a darker place. Better get my
flashlight...

What kind of dark person are you?
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Gotta love the "Quizzes Quizzes Quizzes " section of the Dark Forums for these things..... I have so little time to find them myself.

Personally, I thought I would be "The One" (Neo) , But I can accept this.

You are Agent Smith, from "The Matrix."
No one would ever want to run into you in a
dark alley. Cold as steel, tough as a rock,
things are your way or the highway.

What Matrix Persona Are You?
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