No seriously.
I fell out of bed.
Literally.
Sober.
I have no idea why.
I've never done this before. I'm upstate at Webkittyns folks house, on a tall, extremely high quality twin mattress...and yet I remember waking up on the floor in a jarring thud. I think I even remember the trip down to said floor. It was one of those "slow motion" type falls like you have when you fall face forward off a bike or something else mildly traumatic.
Bizarre.