I'm not one for mens shoes. They're ugly as they are and I have to wear them because...well because I'm a man thats why. Oddly, mens footwear has taken turns for the worse in general in the last 20 years. There was a greater variety 20 years ago.
Now I never thought I could find a mans shoe that could be so utterly repulsive and ugly. Then I found them. Possibly the greatest example of butt ugly Daffy Duck bill looking shoes ever made.
To see them on a mans feet, one would wonder where their fashion sense went. These square cement block looking, duck bill platypus bill shaped, gorilla width, could cause a tsunami if they ever walked into the ocean, horridly misfortunately (LOOK! I made a word!) designed pair of hideousness ever!
Oh...and by the way....
They're mine... I bought them.
I didn't really want to buy them, but my shoes which I usually purchase over the internet, were in such dire straits with holes getting bigger and bigger in the soles I figured..."what the Hell...for Thirty bucks, why the fuck not. They may be ugly as fuck, but at least they're leather uppers and they were loafers and on sale... so off to the check out counter I went. I wasn't elated by them, but figured they were better than nothing. I guess thats the difference between men and women. Women wouldn't buy ugly shoes...at all. Especially if they didn't like them.
Posted by Darkstar at October 16, 2007 01:45 AM | TrackBack